Geologists Love To Showcase Their Sediments

No need to be either sentimental or a geologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the three different kinds of rocks as found in Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying for all those in geology: "Geologists Love To Showcase Their Sediments". Make others do a double-take on any of these double-entendre word play gifts on the word "sedimental", which could mean "sentimental"! Educational science attitude for all who love the Grand Canyon!

Magnetic Anomalies Inside (Plate Tectonics)

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to know about the reversals in geomagnetic polarity that led to the conclusion that plate tectonics was a sound theory. Showcase wry geological attitude with any of these geomagnetic polarity gifts featuring the late Cenozoic, along with the saying "Magnetic Anomalies Inside". Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific fun today with these geek humor gifts!

Just A Triple Junction (Afar Triangle)

Into plate tectonics? Showcase your wry geological side with any of these gifts which feature the Afar Triangle (shaded, center) -- a triple junction where three plates are pulling away from one another: the Arabian Plate, and the two parts of the African Plate (the Nubian and the Somalian) splitting along the East African Rift Zone. Includes East Africa and shows some of the historically active volcanoes via the red triangles. Comes with the truism saying: "Just A Triple Junction". Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific fun today!

Just A Triple Junction (Afar Triangle) Bag Tag
Just A Triple Junction (Afar Triangle) Bag Tag by wordsunwords
Look at additional Bag Tags online at zazzle.com

Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon)

Do you view life with a dose of sedimentary (sentimental) geek humor? No need to be a fan of the Grand Canyon or retired or a geologist -- although it would probably help if you were one of these -- to enjoy any of these wry geological humor gifts featuring the Grand Canyon, along with the truism saying "Life Is A Sedimentary Journey". Make others do a double-take on exactly what meaning you are trying to convey with any of these word play gifts on the word "sedimental", which rhymes with "sentimental"! Memorable gifts for anyone who is sentimental about sedimentary -- i.e., a rock collector!

Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Watches
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Watches by wordsunwords
View Life is a sedimentary journey Watches online at zazzle
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Travel Bag Tags
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Travel Bag Tags by wordsunwords
Look at more Life is a sedimentary journey Luggage Tags at zazzle
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Pillows
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Pillows by wordsunwords
Look at other Life is a sedimentary journey Pillows at zazzle.com
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Bicycle Card Decks
Life Is A Sedimentary Journey (Grand Canyon) Bicycle Card Decks by wordsunwords
View Life is a sedimentary journey Playing Cards online at zazzle

Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Geology Earth Science Humor)

Earth scientists and geologists will enjoy wry sedimentology humor with any of these gifts featuring different shapes of rocks worn down by erosion along with the saying "Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life". Make others do a double-take at your sedimental attitude today with a dose of geology geek humor!

Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Speakers
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Speakers by wordsunwords
Look at other Sedimentology is my slice Speakers at zazzle.com
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Spiral Note Book
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Spiral Note Book by wordsunwords
Look at more Sedimentology is my slice Notebooks at zazzle
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Dry-Erase Whiteboards
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Dry-Erase Whiteboards by wordsunwords
Shop for Sedimentology is my slice Dry Erase Boards online at Zazzle.com
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Place Mat
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Place Mat by wordsunwords
Look at Sedimentology is my slice Placemats online at Zazzle.com
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Luggage Tag
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Luggage Tag by wordsunwords
Look at other Sedimentology is my slice Luggage Tags at zazzle.com
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Pendants
Sedimentology Is My Slice Of Life (Rocks) Pendants by wordsunwords
Browse Sedimentology is my slice Necklaces online at Zazzle.com

Hot Spots Inside (Geology Earth Science Volcanology Humor)

As geologists, seismologists, and volcanologists know, a hotspot or hot spot is a portion of the Earth's surface that may be far from tectonic plate boundaries and that experiences volcanism due to a rising mantle plume or some other cause. There are numerous hot spots around the world. Showcase tongue-in-cheek suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring hotspot formation via a cross section though the Earth's lithosphere (in yellow) with magma rising from the mantle (in red). Memorable scientific geology humor gifts that will make others wonder exactly what you are referring to!

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano)

Is there a volcano inside of you? Make others do a double-take with wry geological humor with any of these gifts featuring an active volcano and the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Make others do a double-take about what's going on inside of you with these earth science attitude gifts!

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Rectangular Belt Buckles
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Rectangular Belt Buckles by wordsunwords
See more Warning pyroclastic flows inside Belt Buckles at zazzle.com
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Note Books
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Note Books by wordsunwords
Find more Warning pyroclastic flows inside Notebooks at Zazzle
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Postage Stamp
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Postage Stamp by wordsunwords
See other Warning pyroclastic flows inside Stamps at zazzle
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Tag For Bags
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Tag For Bags by wordsunwords
Browse Warning pyroclastic flows inside Luggage Tags online at Zazzle.com
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Mug
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Mug by wordsunwords
Browse Warning pyroclastic flows inside Mugs online at Zazzle.com
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Pinback Buttons
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Pinback Buttons by wordsunwords
Look at Warning pyroclastic flows inside Buttons online at Zazzle.com

Very Hot And Under Great Pressure Inside (Earth's Layers)

The Earth is made up of many different layers, from crust to inner core. Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these geology gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the saying "Very Hot & Under Great Pressure Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these earth science saying gifts -- that can be inferred to be suggestive when taken out of context!

If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these scientific gifts featuring a history of the Earth through geological time. Comes with the wry saying: "If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time". Memorable gifts for all those who think about geological time and Earth's history!